Friday, October 31, 2008
cool joke.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not? Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
; we came,they cheered
and 2708 owned @ 5:13 AM ♥
obama joke
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
; we came,they cheered
and 2708 owned @ 4:56 AM ♥
Thursday, October 30, 2008
class chalet details
hey so class chalet on 2,3,4 jan? then those who have OGL training can go ater that.
as for the dinner on both nights, why not bbq or sakura? one night bbq one night sakura. shoik man.
and for the entertainment, im most likely bringing my ps2, and alot of games. who else want to bring wad? or maybe some gosu ppl can bring their x-box 360.
OH AND WHOEVER HAVE SCARY MOVIE 1,2,3 or 4 MUST BRING!!! its the best crap to watch in a chalet. (wet weather programmes u know.)
we can also go see red house!
other stuff you could contribute:
playing cards
drinks
sparkerlers
torch
potato chips
some JUNK food and drinks.
camera, if u all want
balls. (any sort of balls)
cya all there!
; we came,they cheered
and 2708 owned @ 7:10 AM ♥
Sunday, October 26, 2008
THE JOURNEY SO FAR
to revive something, why not make it big instead? so here is a mega post as promised, thrown in with a new blogskin that took painful hours to make. a little something i wanna give back to the class for giving me another year to spend with u all.
yea so here is the new skin, cos the previous skin when posting pictures with text will look super cramped, and we would want to keep our eyes still and prevent them from turning yellow, so yea, white words, black ground, font size ariel 12. if pw com can take it, so can we.
i figured that from most class blogs that the way to go is to post pics instead of posting chunks of text. so now lets do something different. a HYBRID! yes a hybrid. mixture of both. however, given the crappy limitations of blogger, doing a mega picture post with text as well will be super troublesome. i hope blogger being a free oligopoly will have some incentive to do R and D to come up with more user friendly posting, or else they will be taken over by live journal and dead journal.
so go back waaaaay back to the time where we were at k-box. after promos i think? haha so long ago le. here are some pics to relive the past? sounds wrong though.
ordered loads of food, but did not finish all, and spilled alot of sprite on the carpet lolz
justin singing justin timberlakes SEXY BACK!
jon's the best singer of the night. NO AIR NO AIR !! ROFL.
well sang loads of songs, zhao sia lot of times, felt sleepy halfway, but wad a great time to spend the after promo hours. more of this pls!
next up was our sandcastle building thingy at ECP. most of us met up at the bus interchange but slacked and was late. but since when are we early?
ya so wasted time hearing the guy talk
so we went about building sandcastle in 3 teams?
ours was a benzene ring thingy, then oswell go crap about there being 3 isolated towers with prisoners inside that they are still important to our society like the electron cloud in the benzene ring. abit dumb but yea. who cares?
poor oswell got dumped. dumped into the sea together with his handphone. watch out! its the handphone killer benedict! haha jus joking... im sure he did not mean it.
later went to watch painted skin. dam dumb la, waste money. oswell wanted to cheat the auntie of popcorn. apparently he said that you could get more popcorn by asking for a mixture of the sweet and salty (i almost typed sour), but asking the aunti to seperate the sweet and salty into two bags, then the person would most likely place more than half a bag in both bags, thus giving you more popcorn surplus. but the aunti said "cannot". one word can ruin the most evilest plan on earth. darn.
wa then came that fateful day. the lone pe lesson, the dreaded pe HOD and the mass hair check for the boys. so me, oswell, and zhi jian had to go cut our hair, but could not find a cheap salon so had to go sacrifice our hair in QB instead. argh. zhi jian siad cut spike, but apparently it became flatter instead. ya so we went back to sch and only oswell was accepted, and me, zhi jian and boey failed the hair check. gosh, desperate, kerby came to the rescue, by cutting our hair for us.
kerby cut like some mc curve la, not balanced, looks like a nike tick. somemore in LT4.
hah nex was the sentosa outing! dam fun , but 2708 got trashed by some old men in football and basket ball....
ben new levis model! wa pose sia .now we know the secret of his mohawk hairstlye. some sea water, and some handmovement
sea water catching! or rather water with pee, salt and other shit!
bermudas circle?
more such outings lei!
and here is the kayking session afer sdl this sat. sorry wasnt there never took note of any cheesy stuff. perhaps those who went can post about this?
tmr deepavali got 6 hours 2 times xp for those mapling! dun forget to study for chinese A level hor!
well hopefully this blog will have future developments, i propose that we make a list of everyone's fav song and make it into a play list for our blog!
in the mean while, jy for oral presentation, look forward to class chalet, and encourage those who will be sitting for the retest! 2708 must promote together! it would be inhumane if we dont.
; we came,they cheered
and 2708 owned @ 7:32 AM ♥
